One of these is a true story. The true one isn’t the first one.
Have a Seat
A limerick’s usually witty,
And happy and playful and pretty.
Hear me out once,
And call me a dunce,
But please do not sit on my kitty.
My luck took a downward dive,
My car just would not come alive.
I popped up the hood,
And saw all was good,
Then I saw that I had it in drive.