Short and Sweet Reprise (Two More Limericks)

One of these is a true story. The true one isn’t the first one.

 

Have a Seat

 

A limerick’s usually witty,

And happy and playful and pretty.

Hear me out once,

And call me a dunce,

But please do not sit on my kitty.

 

 

Going Nowhere

 

My luck took a downward dive,

My car just would not come alive.

I popped up the hood,

And saw all was good,

Then I saw that I had it in drive.

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