This is Revolution
It’s time we stood up
to all those naysayers
who sit down.
Tell me who’s right:
the peanut butter or the jelly?
Lobsters! All of them.
Snapping like overstrung rubber-bands.
Guess what? It’s time to show them
who’s got the best aim with a rubber-band.
Pour on that vitamin D.
Drown them in sunlight so deep
they’ll be screaming “Trix are for kids”
before they ever fall asleep.
And when they do, they better pray,
pray we brought our erasers,
‘cause I can draw a smiley face
in permanent ink on a cardboard box
shorter than any of you.
Are you with me?
Shout it out: WE ARE NOT UNFREIGHTED!
Take your thumbtack to the world
And sing the song of freedom.
Staple it to the ground.
Remember: A gourd well-grown is a soup in the fire.
Love this like tinfoil;
Let it broil,
and when it’s cooked,
smell the grass
and know that
This is Revolution.