Will You Still Kiss Me? I’m sorry. I should have realized by the color of the stripes and the softness of the bristles that it was your toothbrush. -M.M. image by iStock
Blue Old Levi neglected to say, In hopes of increasing his pay, That once they get wet, You bet you can bet, Your jeans will be soaking all day. -M.M.
Peeve I confess I possess a pet peeve. You may find it hard to conceive that I get all upset In the fall when it’s wet When my shoes get all covered in leaves. -M.M.
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True Love “You want to do WHAT?” “Marry him.” “But… he’s fictional—” “And perfect.” “And I wrote him into existence.” “Romantic, isn’t it. I just can’t wait to—” “BUT HE’S NOT REAL.” “So what?” “So what what? Are you going to put the book on the altar and…” “Yes. Won’t it be wonderful: I... Continue Reading →
Google Translate is back. This time, Google Translate will be performing "Say Something" by A Great Big World. If you are unfamiliar with the song, check out the YouTube video below. It's a one of my favorites from the past year and very sad song, but Google Translate has a knack for lightening the mood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU... Continue Reading →
The following poem was inspired by a poem in which the book Genesis in the Bible was fed through all the languages in Google Translate and then back into Englishm where the poet repunctuated it. I used the same method in creating this poem. Note: For those of you who may not be familiar with... Continue Reading →